>I thought about that, but when they close, they kick you out. You can protest all you want, but it does no good. Like I said, the whole concept is a lie.
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>I thought mere logic would do the trick, but try explaining to them that this is simply NOT all you can eat. Gets you nowhere.

Look, these guys are pros. We're just amateurs - lifelong, dedicated, stubborn, never giving up etc etc, but still just amateurs.

Proof:
1) we love to eat (hence the "amat" part)
2) we aren't paid to eat (so we aren't pros)