It is just as well that Mr McFerrin Phoenix warned you that the Nigerian President was closely working with the FBI on this one or you might have been tempted to offer to swap his millions for the 10 billion forced on you by TARP after their computer decided that you are in fact a large bank.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1