>>>>This is supposed to have happened in Santa Cruz, Bolivia. A lady went into a bus and told the bus driver to let her out at the sign that said "200".
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>>>>Turns out she meant the zoo - the sign has letters, about 2 meters (2 yards) high, reading "ZOO".
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>>>Perhaps she learned the alphabet with a Zed - a crossed Z - so the Z looked more like a 2 than a crossed Z.
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>>When I print a 'Z', I always cross it. When I was doing math, I could never tell my '2's from my 'Z's, so I started crossing my 'Z's. Now it's just habit.
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>>Can't do it here though, since strikeouts seem to no longer be allowed. I wonder why that is.
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>Trying to up the batting average?
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>Which reminds me - what do you do with an elephant with three balls ?
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>wait for it ...
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>walk him and pitch to the rhino

Remember as you walk down the road of life, it matters not how many men are on base when you score the winning run. Because you have to get to the guy with 32 points; and that's only in the first quarter. Can you imagine what he'd do with a full moon?

Rowan and Martin (probably very paraphrased, but as close as I can remember)