>>>Matt,
>>>
>>>In your setup, Settings, Audio notifications, set it to Descriptive sound effect
>>>
>>>Then when you log on to your account (after the logon there's a check every five minutes or so) you here a voice 'You have private mail' or 'you have replies'
>>>
>>here or hear?
>>
>>Sorry, could not resist.
>
>False alarm, he's not getting on my spell casting pages. Only native speakers apply. Or, applies to native speakers [and insert one 'only' into the appropriate position; my gut feel is that it would be before the 'to'].

I was just trying to get even with "gallucinating", but I guess I never would be able to :)