>>>>>Matt,
>>>>>
>>>>>In your setup, Settings, Audio notifications, set it to Descriptive sound effect
>>>>>
>>>>>Then when you log on to your account (after the logon there's a check every five minutes or so) you here a voice 'You have private mail' or 'you have replies'
>>>>>
>>>>here or hear?
>>>>
>>>>Sorry, could not resist.
>>>
>>>False alarm, he's not getting on my spell casting pages. Only native speakers apply. Or, applies to native speakers [and insert one 'only' into the appropriate position; my gut feel is that it would be before the 'to'].
>>
>>How many people have you met who speak 'native'?
>
>All of them.
>
>[update: now I see how ambiguous this can be... because Spartans wouldn't be capable of laconica brevitas if they were speaking English... so:]
>
>All of them did.

Bzzzzt! Sorry, there are over 800 native American languages, and there is not a person in the U.S. I've ever heard of that speaks a language called 'native'.

For example there are Apache speakers, Tlingit speakers, Tsalagi speakers, Inuktitut speakers, Haida speakers, Zuni speakers, Crow speakers, Shoshone speakers, Chinook speakers, Choctaw speakers, Chickasaw speakers, etc.

You can search as long as you want, and you won't find anybody speaking 'native'.