>>> moose (?plural)
>>
>>meese.
>
>As in "I hate meeces to pieces"?
>
>I don't think there are any moose around here. I have seen some in northern Maine and they are big buggers. If you hit one on the road you're likely to total your car, and maybe yourself.

Get Sarah Palin to drive in front of you. She'll make you some nice stew for your journey.