>>>There are now 'suspected cases' in North Carolina. Only a matter time I'm sure:
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>>>http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5034385/
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>>>I guess there were more than my daughter ordered home. However, she hasn't even been tested yet! Sheesh. At least she's not contaminating anyone else with whatever she has - even if it is just your typical flu bug.
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>>I see the U.S. has come up with a way of eradicating Swine Flu - rename it.
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>>http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/2371342/US-seeks-swine-flu-name-change
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>The pig farmers are taking a hit because of the name "Swine flu" and want it renamed H1N1 flu. But the chicken farmers didn't nag when "Bird flu" was named. Why not call it "Illegal Alien flu" or "Montizumah's flu"?

Eureka! -- the Alberta Virus.