>>>There is a cure for swine flu now. Just ask your doctor for an oinkment.
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>>Or you could use a solution of bacon soda.
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>Oh sure! At a serious time, such as this, trust the English to ham it up.
I phoned the swine flu emergency hotline ... but all I got was crackling.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
