>>>>>>There is a cure for swine flu now. Just ask your doctor for an oinkment.
>>>>>
>>>>>Or you could use a solution of bacon soda.
>>>>
>>>>Geeze - ok I'm ba-con you to stop with all the hogwash.
>>>
>>>Hogwash? is that done in a porkelain bowl?
>>
>>I am sooey I read this on an empty stomach.
>
>Don't know what sooey is.

It's something said, or yelled, to pigs. I bet one of the more agrarian members can give you a better answer than that.