>>>>>>>>>>There is a cure for swine flu now. Just ask your doctor for an oinkment.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Or you could use a solution of bacon soda.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Geeze - ok I'm ba-con you to stop with all the hogwash.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Hogwash? is that done in a porkelain bowl?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I am sooey I read this on an empty stomach.
>>>>>
>>>>>Don't know what sooey is.
>>>>
>>>>It's something said, or yelled, to pigs. I bet one of the more agrarian members can give you a better answer than that.
>>>
>>>I think this has reached a point where we are casting swine before pearls.
>>
>>Or maybe making sows' ears from silk purses.
>
>Now you're getting boaring!

Okay - Then this little piggy will run away home weee weee weee weee weee weee