>I dunno. The _Tally of puns seems low; maybe you're just being SELECTive. Maybe we're all too busy with _VFP issues, but it's been a _SCRE(AM).

Well, I'm glad to see that you came out of your _SHELL. Are you going to go at it full _THROTTLE? But are you a real pun _WIZARD? Will this means that we should keep _TABS on you for this? Perhaps closely examine all of your _TEXT in the hope it might _TRANSPORT us to a new level of awareness. In reality, we have to blame Barbara for the _STARTUP of this. I really don't think that we _BEAUTIFY this place with this stuff, though. 'Scuse me, though, but I think my brain needs a new _ALIGNMENT.