I don't know, Michael, you may be showing your true colors. If you want to play the part, it's not a bible that goes on the dash: it's a plastic Jesus ("I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, riding on the dashboard of my car..."). The bible goes on the bedstand so you can put your cigarettes there, in case you tip over your beer.

As for riding around: it used to be legal in Texas, I'm told, to ride around with a 6-pack sitting on the seat beside you. If so, that would be the perfect complement to the guns in the rack. And of course more portable firepower in the glove compartment. Then you just drive around until the 6-pack is empty.

Take a picture if you do this <s> and post it. It would be a hoot.

Hank

>Wow after reading this I am going to go and drive around in my big truck in a low gear with my guns in the rack and Bible on the dash, buy something in a styrofoam cup, turn all the lights on at my house, and crank the AC down to about 72. Yeah because I can, I earned the right and I am not asking anyone else to pay for it. Maybe I can get a subsidy?