>I also don't spend 5 minutes stewing about evil MS and how they've ruined my life and how I can't "trust" them. I don't want a daddy or mommy, just a company that offers things I can use or not use and take my own chances like a big boy.

Of course. No glass breaking, no fuss, no asking to see the manager. They can keep the extra money they made - once. Just never ever drink at that place again, and don't accept invitations to there.