>I was an ugly kid. When I was born the doctor slapped my mother.
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>I got in a cab and said take me for a good time. He drove me home.
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>(both courtesy of the late great Rodney Dangerfield)
I'm pleased to see that your neurons have been granted tenure. None of them can be fired.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water - Galileo Galilei
Un jour sans vin est comme un jour sans soleil - Louis Pasteur
Water separates the people of the world; wine unites them - anonymous
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world - Ernest Hemingway
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance - Benjamin Franklin
