>I was an ugly kid. When I was born the doctor slapped my mother.
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>I got in a cab and said take me for a good time. He drove me home.
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>(both courtesy of the late great Rodney Dangerfield)
You so ugly - when you were born the dr picked you up by the wrists and slapped you in the mouth!
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
