>Here's a couple. Please share if you have more. Those are one liner. I'd say insults where the person receiving can't reply back.
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>Your ideas as so good you should keep them to yourself.
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>You know what after listening to you I'd say that your school days must have been pretty tough on you. (My favorite)
One I heard in a film recently - I think tops them all. Something like:
"You're so crazy your mother's sorry she slept with you. ... but she needed the money"
Cracked me up :-)
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.