I propose that every time Mike gets pissed someone goes over there and takes a large hammer and one of his fingers and a flat surface and ... Well, someone might want to ask Tracy or Tamar if they own the new Black and Decker power drill....
The high torque motor in the new Smart Select drill delivers about 200 in/lbs.
(here are the full specs:)
http://www.blackanddecker.com/productguide/product-details.aspx?productid=20282&toolview=4#detailsNow, I checked...the warranty only covers drilling Holes through wood, metal and plastic....doesn't say anything about the fingers that would otherwise be holding up a beer, so we might need a ruling from their product team on that one.
But it would give their advertisers a chance to tout another key selling point: "Nothing like 1200rpm of a drill bit to induce behavior modification."