>"YOU MIGHT BE TALIBAN IF...."
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>1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
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>2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
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>3. You have more wives than teeth.
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>4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
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>5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide..
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>6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
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>7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
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>8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
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>9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
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>10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.


LOL.. (yeah you heard that one correctly)