>Went from COBOL to Assembler to BASIC to Pascal to Condor3 to Dataflex to dBase2 to dBase3 to Clipper to FBase to FP2 (skipped FP1 fortunately) to VFP. Went down some fruitless offramps like Prolog, LISP, Logo, Quicksilver as well :)

Ah, the good old days of mainframes...
I had a little Assembler, and forgot to mention FORTRAN (don't really care to recall, actually :), plus a great lot of JCL, JCL2, JES2, WYLBUR, SUPERWYLBUR, KERMIT, etc. (ugh!) :)