>>Don't you guys over in the USA fear for your very lives every time you drive? On all the US movies it seems that as soon as a US car hits anything else it immediately bursts into flames.
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>>This even extends to non motor vehicles. In an episode of the Simpsons once, during a street go-cart race with Bart, one of the carts crashed and burst into flames, even though there were no combustibles on board.
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>Right before our cars burst into flames we run over a fruit cart, sending pedestrians scattering.
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>And whenever we witness something upsetting we throw up.
That's just after bursting through a 6th storey parking lot window, just knowing that you'll rotate 360, have exactly the right speed, and make a perfect landing on a conveniently-sloped ramp, or moving rail-road car, THEN hiting the fruit cart.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
