Well, I wrote a little and then got bored with the entire thing...here you go, what Aerosmith SHOULD have been singing....


"I've gotta stay awake just to hear you snoring
Watch you frown while you're snorting
I've got to spend my nights listening to all this noise
I feel like this torture will last forever
and suffocating you seems like a moment I'd treasure"

"I really need to close my eyes
I really want to fall asleep
but you're snoring, god damnit
and I need to be at work by 5
cause even when I punch your back
the hardest punch will never do
you'll still snore, god damniit
and I'm never gonna fall asleep"