Ok, you asked for it!
Here's a youtube rendition of a song by 'Barbara and the Boys'. I suppose it doesn't really qualify as a 'male love song' (unless narcissism counts), but the lyrics are so horrible that I felt you needed to be subjected to them.
Remember, I warned you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Paf4bF-cx5w>How about some Milli Vanilli.
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>Blame it on the rain is the song.
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>I don't have all the lyrics but just the following is enough I think.
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>Blame it on the rain....
>'cause the rain don't mind
>the rain don't care
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>Who writes those deep songs?
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>>Try MacArthur Park. The lyrics are so bad you don't need to parody them. The first verse and the chorus set the tone:
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Spring was never waiting for us, girl
>>It ran one step ahead
>>As we followed in the dance
>>Between the parted pages and were pressed
>>In love's hot, fevered iron
>>Like a striped pair of pants
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>>MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
>>All the sweet, green icing flowing down
>>Someone left the cake out in the rain
>>I don't think that I can take it
>>'Cause it took so long to bake it
>>And I'll never have that recipe again
>>Oh, no!>>
>>It doesn't get much worse than that!
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>>>Last week we were talking about male love songs (the good ones versus the cheese, sappy, corny ones)
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>>>Ever since I mentioned Styx' "Babe", I've been sick to my stomach the entire week - and I don't think it was the flu.
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>>>(By the way, for anyone who has ever played the piano - a five year old can play most of Dennis DeYoung's keyboard pieces...now, Rick Wakeman or Keith Emerson,that's a different story)
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>>>There's only one way to exorcise my demons, and that's to give this .
>>>OK, here we go...the remastered, rewritten, re-everything version of the 1979 classic, "Babe"
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Babe, you're boozin'
>>>you must be getting high
>>>I've had enough of you
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>>>My mistress is calling
>>>she's half the pain you are
>>>she's blond and twenty-two
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>>>And I'll be happy without you
>>>and my lawyer will cut your lawyer in two
>>>so best believe me
>>>my wallet's no longer yours
>>>and I'm finally rid of you
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>>>You know, it's YOOOUUUU BABE
>>>whenever I get weary and I know we're sunk
>>>cause you're always' drunk
>>>You know, it's YOOOUUU, BABE
>>>giving me the reason and the right to bolt
>>>god, you're such a dolt
>>>And it's true,
>>>Babe, I'm leavin' you
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>>>Babe, I'm boltin'
>>>I'll scream it once again
>>>and I won't have to force a smile
>>>I remember the feelin'
>>>when I finally left your side
>>>god, I ran a hundred miles
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>>>And I'll be happy without you
>>>and my lawyer will cut your lawyer in two
>>>so best believe me
>>>my wallet's no longer yours
>>>and I'm finally rid of you
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>>>Babe, I loathe you
>>>Babe, I loathe you
>>>Oooohhhhh......Babe >>>
>>>Join me next time, when I torch the Aerosmith classic, "Don't want to close my eyes"
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>>>:) :) :) :) :)
