On 30 Rock (a work of inspired genius) Tina Fey's character Liz Lemon shows up for jury duty in her Princess Leah costume. (Marshall might have even more of an impact doing that <g> ) I just figure you go in and tell them you can't wait to be on the jury because the Voices in your head always tell you who is guilty.
>>I have to start looking at my mail more closely. I received a jury summons last week.
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>>Unless I get a chance to send somebody back to Gitmo, I think I'll pass. <s>
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>And how is it that you're going to pass?
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>FWIW, Marshal got a summons for jury duty last week, too, but we'll be in Switzerland when he's supposed to serve. He's already sent the requisite letter. I'm sure he'll be rescheduled.
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>Tamar
Charles Hankey
Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
- Thomas Hardy
Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm-- but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.
-- T. S. Eliot
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.
- Ben Franklin
Pardon him, Theodotus. He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.