>>>>>>>>>Don't you guys over in the USA fear for your very lives every time you drive? On all the US movies it seems that as soon as a US car hits anything else it immediately bursts into flames.
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>>>>>>>>>This even extends to non motor vehicles. In an episode of the Simpsons once, during a street go-cart race with Bart, one of the carts crashed and burst into flames, even though there were no combustibles on board.
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>>>>>>>>Right before our cars burst into flames we run over a fruit cart, sending pedestrians scattering.
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>>>>>>>>And whenever we witness something upsetting we throw up.
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>>>>>>>Don't forget we only drive mini coopers so we can prepare for our next bank robbery... :o)
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>>>>>>I loved that movie. Supposedly the original of "The Italian Job" was even better but I liked the modern just fine. The line I can't forget was spoken by Donald Sutherland to Mark Wahlberg: "Find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with and never let them go."
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>>>>>Isn't the classic line from that movie (the orig and ONLY), which everyone quotes: "You were ownly suppowsed to blow the bladdy doooors off!"
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>>>>>>Charlize Theron hauling a** in her Mini like Danica Patrick did strain credibility, but I didn't mind ;-)
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>>>>>>Have you seen "Ocean's 11"? Kind of similar.
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>>>>I'm worried that anyone could like the remake of the Italian Job.
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>>>>Next they'll be telling me the remake of Get Carter was good.
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>>>Or that Steve Martin made a credible Bilko, FGS!
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>>>>How're you anyway.?
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>>>Not to bad, thanks. Getting a bit money-worried now though.
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>>>And you?
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>>Still working but doubting the green shoots very much and wondering how to cover my back. Not seeing any signs of recovery here.
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>Didn't get an interview for that Brighton Council "Performance Analyst" job. Looking at anything that involves "IT skills" now.


Any chance of getting some training ? I know you didnb't work for a while and then had a short job. That may still leave you eligible for some sort of training package as you may not count as a new claim