>My ex used to buy this aerosol "cheese fool" that was meant to be squirted onto crackers and came in a can. "Does not require >refrigeration," it said on the can. I did not consider that a plus and wouldn't touch it. Cool Whip may be fake food but at least you have >to refrigerate it.

fake food:) I like fake cheese (soy or nuts), fake meat (soy or nuts), fake cola (virgil's brand), fake ice cream (frozen bananas run thru the juicer), fake salmon or tuna pate (nuts). I love fake food:)

I remember a former colleague who was eating some jelly "fruits" from the vending machine. He said to me " I heard those are good for you". When I looked at the ingredients list, I saw carnauba wax , corn syrup and not a trace of real fruit.