>>>The solution to the twit-filter crisis is to rename it as the oh-exhalted-one-filter. Everyone will feel happy about being on it.
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>>Yes, this seems like a great solution. Let's rename it.
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>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exalt
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>>It would be such an honor to be in someone's exalt filter.
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>As in "your words are too good for me to read them"? :)
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>Our brewery back home once published an ad for "beer technologs" - the "technolog" is basically your production line engineer, in this case someone who graduated food technology.
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>Except they were actually hiring unqualified guys to load and unload the crates into/from the trucks. They had a hard time finding anyone for the money they were paying, and these were seasonal jobs, but the students and whoever would work in the summer were more keen to be on the receiving end of the bottle than to aid its transportation... so instead of increasing the salary, they just renamed the job to make it sound pompous. Don't know whether the trick worked.

Good to see you posting. I thought maybe you had twit-filtered all of us. You can't leave without finding a replacement language ombudsman, you know.