>>Never mind the front page. The Toronto Star had page after page dedicated to him. For Pete's sake, the guy was just a rock singer with a lot of major personal issues. He was not the "Second Coming".
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>Personally, since losing Elvis and Princess Di (she was The People's Princess you know) this third Cataclysmic Event makes me think we are in the End Times.
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>My only comfort is that soon I will be able to go to the flea market and buy a black velvet triptych showing this Holy Trinity together.

I'd rather have a single black velvet painting showing the three of them playing poker.