Now there was a drawn out post <g>.

It reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. A guy is driving his car and gets a flat near a mental hospital. He puts the lug nuts on the plate. When he picks it up two of them fall down the drain hole. He thinks I'm screwed.

An inmate says put the three you have left on. He says there is a gas station down the street and you can get them replaced there.

I say what are you doing there? That's brilliant.

He says I'm here because I'm crazy, not because I'm stupid.