I'm not THAT young....I know about Beggar's Banquet (well, from what I saw on Nick at Nite one time)

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste...
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Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
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