>This is all true - just ask a Canuck
>
>Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed.
>
>The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart for our American friends
>
>50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
>· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>· Canadians plant gardens.
>
>35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
>· Italian Cars won't start
>· Canadians drive with the windows down
>
>32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
>· American water freezes
>· Canadian water gets thicker.
>
>0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
>· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
>· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
>
>-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
>· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
>
>-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
>· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
>· Canadians pull down their earflaps.
>
>-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
>· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
>· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
>
>-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
>· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
>· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
>
>-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
>· Hell freezes over.
>· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

I like the last one. Actually, if it ever got a little colder than that, the Vancouver Canucks might win the Cup :(