>>A mutated form of ebola virus has been discovered in pigs on the Philippine islands. The newly found ability of ebola to mutate is of concern to scientists. Let's hope it mutates into something harmless.
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>So what's the punchline?
FIrst of all, it's true. But, I thought about a punch line too. Perhaps something about ebola flu or hemoragic swine flu. Sow fever? Have you got anything?
I ain't skeert of nuttin eh?
Yikes! What was that?