> and driving, and using mothballs, pesticides, pressed wood products, carpeting, laser printers, air fresheners, cleaners, flame retardants, cosmetic phthalates (lotions), lead paint (yes, it's still in quite a few products), microwaves, mobile phones, computers, televisions, wireless connectivity, remote controls, refrigerators...
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>Oh good lord, the classic excuses of smokers....it is royally impractical to avoid all of these.
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>For that matter, our mere body presence is radioactive - you want to actually outlaw your own existence?
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>Unlke Obama's daughters, Katy won't ever be telling mommy that "daddy smells like a chimney".

Maybe "Daddy smells like cordite".....