Can we stop with the drinking references? Mike's drinking or lack thereof is not an issue. John, I see where you are coming from, but I agree with the others.
On a regular basis, Mike comes up here and cries the blues about his drinking, and even tries to wax about it poetically. So he opens himself up to it.
I know (because you've said before) that you've battled depression. I've battled it for years - I also have mild AADD. But we fight it and we move on.
At the risk of speaking for others, I think most have close to 0% sympathy for Mike at this point.
(And if memory serves me, you called him a dumb SOB) <s>