>And by the way, if you ARE sending her (or any female) private messages with unwanted disgusting sexual content/advances, knock it off. Now.
>If you don't, maybe the tables will get turned and you'll learn to understand the meaning of unwanted advances.

I stopped.

Here is something cheerier. It's a song from Warren Zevon's last album, recorded not long before his death. He went on the David Letterman show and said if I knew I was going to get cancer I would have stopped smoking. Bruce Springsteen smokes it on guitar.

http://music.aol.com/video/disorder-in-the-house-artemis/warren-zevon/1115083