I'm reminded of the old chestnut about the obese customer ordering 3 big mac combos with supersize fries and a diet soda. ;-)

Actually, the joke goes like this...a man orders 3 big macs and fries and shake. HIs wife reminds him he's supposed to be on a diet....and so the guy adds a salad to the order.

Which reminds me....it's time for my monthly trip to McDonalds for french fries and a chocolate shake. Just because I'm 44 doesn't mean I can't enjoy sugar.