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You missed out "If you're so dumb that you sit up at night and watch the housemates on Big Brother sleeping, think TV soaps are due to newsreel cameras following real people about, think Salman Rushdie is a quick way of cooking fish, don't even bother entering the drive.

On the subject of baggy pants hanging down, I don't know if this has caught on in the USA but the latest fashion here seems to be for equally skivvie-displaying pants but these are like skin-tight drain-pipes that look like they've been tried on, proved to be a few sizes too small (but never mind), and left under the hips, with the crotch about 6" lower, making them look short-legged and dumb. The most ridiculous fashion I've seen in my life.