these are like skin-tight drain-pipes that look like they've been tried on, proved to be a few sizes too small (but never mind), and left under the hips, with the crotch about 6" lower, making them look short-legged and dumb.Girls wear those too, usually with a celtic butterfly on LSD artfully tattooed above the natal cleft.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1
