>The White House has just announced the following Beer Summit schedule for late summer 2009:
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>August 11: KG and John Ryan will drink a few bottles of Guinness with Obama as they come to a peaceful resolution regarding auto-spanning
>August 17: KG and Tamar will drink a few bottles of Sam Adams Brown Ale with Obama as they debate the closing of Guantanamo Bay
>August 19: KG and Nicholas Mason will drink a few bottles of Beck's Dark with Obama as they debate socialized medicine
>August 25: KG and Tracy Holzer will drink a few bottles of Corona (with a lime in Tracy's) with Obama as they debate which one is the real conservative
>Sept 23: KG and Mike Beane will...oh, wait....never mind
>Sept 29: KG and Marcia Akins will drink a few bottles of McEwan's and realize they have the exact same political views
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Oct 1. JH will have a brewski at Ronald Reagan's gravesite and tell him how much the country really misses him!


>Fall schedule to be released shortly