This is the best blonde one I've heard - although you really need to say it while you're standing in front of someone:

Q. Why did the blonde go to church?
A. Because she heard there was a guy in there that's hung like this (now fully outstretch your arms...)


>I don't know if this is an old one, but I just heard it. My apologies to all blondes - I don't make 'em up, I just relay them.
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>A blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finally finds his way to a stool and orders a cup of coffee.
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>He sips his coffee for a minute or two then hollers, "Hey, anybody wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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>The bar falls quiet but then in a husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know something. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat and the bouncer is a blonde girl. Not only that, but I'm a 6-foot, 165-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate and the woman sitting on the other side of you is blonde and a professional weightlifter. The lady sitting at the table right behind you is a blonde and she drives truck. Now, think about it. Do you really want to tell that joke?"
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>The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'Well, no...
>not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'