>Too much chicken might make people sick - won't this mess up the health insurance plan?
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>I just realize we could end the war against terrorism by sending fried food from KFC to our enemies. That'll do them in!!!

KFC? That would be letting them off easy. Carpet bomb them with White Castle sliders, I say. They don't look very big but drop one from 10,000 feet and see what happens. Bonk! -- there goes another terrorist.