> "Cash for ****ers" - The porn industry needs a boost thanks to all the free stuff on the internet.
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>By the way, my porn name is Bernie Oxford (my first pet that was the same gender as me, plus the name of the street I grew up on)
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>Somewhere out there, there's gotta be a Dixie Lancaster....or a Buttercup Wilson. :)

If that's the way to come up with a name I would be Pickles Antelope. Doesn't sound too good sounds more native american.