>I've been told I need septoplasty (for a deviated septum)....I better get it done soon, before I have to wait in line for the narcotics afterwards. <s>
Your wife can do that for you with a thin chisel and a hammer. It's only takes a few seconds and you'll feel like a different person after it's done.
I ain't skeert of nuttin eh?
Yikes! What was that?
