>Your wife can do that for you with a thin chisel and a hammer. It's only takes a few seconds and you'll feel like a different person after it's done.
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>Hey, for all I know, someone might want to try it with something even more barbaric than a chisel and a hammer :)

Actually, I think a similar method is used by the surgeon. Just be proud of your septim. Teach it to whistle and make money with it in bars.