This is not true. The upper midwest only gets snow up to your thighs.

>Maybe he misses snow up to his butt?
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>I could see him in some type of mentoring/backup slot - get him in there and let him teach the 'kids' how to win. That would be worth 10 to 12 million, perhaps?
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>>http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4406963
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>>Good lord....