>>>I said yesterday that ALL the events were CLOSED...
>>>
>>>but checking today I can still get into some of the event areas (like Chicago)..
>>>
>>>for example at http://www.microsoft.com/business/thenewefficiency/Chicago/default.aspx
>>>
>>>Make sure you select either FOR IT PROFESSIONALS or FOR DEVELOPERS (at the top right area of the form)...
>>>
>>>then if you select FOR IT PROFESSIONSALS (in the middle of the form) you can select either
>>>WINDOWS 7 or WINDOWS SERVER 2008 or EXCHANGE SERVER 2010
>>>
>>>else if FOR DEVELOPERS
>>>WINDOWS 7 or WINDOWS SERVER 2008
>>>
>>>so you have 5 different places to try to register at EACH location.... so try as many as you can and you MAY GET LUCKY!!!
>>
>>I haven't gotten lucky for so long that MY prostate just ran away.
>
>I've got one I'm itching to give away!!!!
>
>Soon!!!

No no, don't give it away. Sell it on EBay.