Now THESE were all really funny jokes! Thank Y'o. :)))

>Peter, not to worry -- I thought you were making a joke. And I thought it was funny. But then such things require a sense of humor. If one does not have that, one is still left with the requirement of 'sense'. If one does not have that... uh, cry 'moderator'. Haha
>
>If "Thank G-d the majority of mankind are not Jewish" offends, allow me to add to it a bit -- I've got *pages* so if I've missed anyone's sacred cow, just moooove along to the moderator. :-)
>
>***
>* Thank god for atheists. :-)
>
>***
>* A Unitarian's funeral -- all dressed up and no place to go.
>
>***
>* Jesus wasn't born in [insert place], they've never had a virgin and three wise men.
>
>***
>*A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
>"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
>"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
>"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. Clearly, they are Russian."
>
>***
>*A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is
>not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion
>on this question.
>
>The priest says after consulting the Bible," My son, after an
>exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted
>on Sundays."
>
>The man thinks: "What does a priest know of sex?" He goes to a
>minister... a married man, experienced... for the answer.
>
>He queries the minister and receives the same reply..Sex is work
>and not for the Sabbath!
>
>Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority:
>a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge... A Rabbi.
>
>The Rabbi ponders the question and states," My son, sex is
>definitely play."
>
>The man replies," Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many
>others tell me sex is work?!"
>
>The Rabbi softly speaks," If sex were work... my wife would have
>the maid do it.
>
>****
>* Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer.
>
>This went on for a few hours until they agreed to hold a contest with God
>as the judge.
>
>They sat at their computers and began.
>
>They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the
>screen.
>
>Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck,
>taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and
>God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he
>had come up with.
>
>Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when
>the power went out."
>
>"Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."
>
>Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display,
>the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers.
>
>Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything,
>yet Jesus's program is intact! How did he do it?"
>
>God chuckled, "Jesus saves"