>>From the "On the Internet, all may not be as it seems" department:
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>>http://xkcd.com/632/
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>>Warning: this one is hilarious but 25% NSFW:
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>>http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/04/youtube_419er_bite/
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>>And the classic, blonde vs. professor (they have to bring in a brunette as translator):
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>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnRAIYtAGdU
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>I like this one:
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>A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
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>She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
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>After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
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>The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
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>Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
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>Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
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>Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
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>Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.
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>Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated, she shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

LOL - knowing you're a gun-owning blonde makes that one even funnier <s>

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