>>>Global warming is a symptom of over population. We have six and a half billion people needing some form of cooking fire three times a day. These people need heat, light, transportation, manufactured goods and food. All those activities produce carbon dioxide. If we could arrest carbon dioxide production today, the human population would continue on it's exponentially curved growth to greater troubles. Therefore the only viable solution to global warming is nothing less than a large reduction in the planet's human population. If we do not begin a humane reduction through natural attrition Mother Nature shall find a way to reduce our population in a very very ugly way. The dialogue on this pressing issue must begin now.
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>>How many proponents of this have committed suicide, or at least castrated themselves?
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>None that I am aware of. Let's buy some hedge sheers and start a business. :))

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