I am so drunk. This is why there is AA.

I guess it will be difficult for you to buy dinner for ten - that requires money, which drunks often don't have (except to buy booze).

Do me a favor - can it with the "you are so lucky to have Katy, etc etc". It is nothing but deflection from the fact that you can't stay sober. Yes, I'm lucky to have Katy - I consider myself fortunate every day that I have K2 and I love being a dad - and she's also fortunate she has a father who acts and will continue to act as a father, not some drunken, philosophy-waxing bum.

You deserve zero sympathy. Do you have an ounce of respect for yourself?????