>I just took a couple of loaves of bread out of the oven. As soon as it cools a bit, I might be having hot bread with too much budder n' raspberry jam on it.
The other day I made my first ever dirty-big pan of tomato soup, with real-uns, fresh off the allotment. Heinz eat your liver!
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
